February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
stillslydgn:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get marriedÂ
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whats that disease where youre really ugly and have no friends and nobody wants to date you i think i have it
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tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
1 tag
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presenter: hello i'll be presen-
academy: hugo
presenter: what i haven't ev-
academy: hugo
presenter: will you just let m-
academy: HUGO
presenter: the nominees are
academy: HU
presenter: and the award g-
academy: GO
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robert downey jr for
thethirdreel:
president
vice president
secretary of state
god
next oscar host
my husband
my baby daddy
all the sex
wyndampryces:
Robert Downey Jr, king of fucking everything.
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quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
m4ge:
Do you ever stare at your follower list and wonder how on earth that many people got there
